hi my name's daphne i'm 19 and a professional dweeb and i'm currently partaking in several torrid & steamy love affairs [with coffee, tv shows, fictional psychopaths, books, cursing like heckie, bands, and anything or anyone else who deigns to get freaky with me]
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scienceshenanigans:

brainsx:

it’s a proven fact at this point, folks.

…GENTLEMEN.

zimbolt:

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

unashamedradiance:

When I’m almost done reading a good book.

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

sailabovethis:

randomlovesawkward:

aguamentius:

….Im not sure if this is so wrong or so right

Award winning film

I want to watch this but I don’t omg

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

bloodybabyy:

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

woah

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°