hi my name's daphne i'm 19 and a professional dweeb and i'm currently partaking in several torrid & steamy love affairs [with coffee, tv shows, fictional psychopaths, books, cursing like heckie, bands, and anything or anyone else who deigns to get freaky with me]
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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
 Lemony Snicket (via lovequotesrus) ←

  • god: how much voice could you possibly fit in a tiny man?
  • god: how much cuteness could you possibly fit in a tiny man?
  • god: i haVE AN IDEA
  • patrick stump: *is born*

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.



Track: The End Of All Things
Artist: Panic! At the Disco
Album: Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!

ohdearpennylane:

The End Of All Things" By Panic! at the Disco

"I recorded ‘The End of All Things’ right before I married my now wife," Urie said. "We had no vows publicly, so I wrote her this song and told her, ‘This is how I see our relationship.’…There are three chords on piano and my voice. It’s really simple and really pretty.”

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD